We went to the Zoo, Zoo,Zoo

Wish you were there too, too, too!

Owen and I had the pleasure of going to the zoo with Miss Avery and her Brite Kids pre-school. Avery is standing between her two boyfriends. She told me that day she was currently dating Ashton because she broke up with Mitch because he was wearing socks with his sandals and it was just WEIRD.

I thought that was down right rude of her and the most ridiculous thing I had heard until the comment gave me a flashback of me, just starting to date Robert. I lived in Logan at the time, I drove home for the weekend but wouldn't be there until later, so I told Robert I would meet him at the Friday night football game. At half time I was waiting for him by the concessions. There he came, strutting up to me in one of the ugliest outfits I had ever seen, but the real kicker was when I looked down and saw he was wearing white, sport socks with brown, leather sandals. "That was it.", I thought. "I can't date this guy." He was so funny though, and I really enjoyed hanging out with him, so I determined then and there we would just be 'good friends.' (I know, so shallow. I really am ashamed!)

I guess what I am trying to say is, "Watch out, Miss Avery J, because if history repeats itself, Mitch just might be your man!"

Never Say Never

That's my motto!

I told myself I would NEVER try self tanning lotion. The main reason was because there was a girl in my high school who wore it and looked ORANGE. I mean, flat out, bright, silly looking ORANGE. I just knew that with my ultra, fair skin, I would look orange myself, so I have avoided the self tanning lotion like I avoid sky diving, or bungee jumping or anything else that just down right scares the CRAP out of me!

However, I am SO tired of looking pasty white. I have been wearing shorts and think to myself, "Who cares how white my legs are?" But, then Bob took a pic. of me and Pay at her soccer game. I was wearing shorts. I took one look at the picture and gasped in the horror that was my white legs!

Since I don't have time to tan, and I know it isn't good for my skin I decided, I was just going to have to go against my promise to myself and break down and use the self tanner. Of course, I consulted with my friend who wears it, swears by it, and looks pretty darn fantastic, I might add, and then I did it! I went shopping yesterday and picked me up a bottle. I even used it today after I got out of the shower.

I am nervous, I will not lie. My inner voice is shouting skepticism, but I won't let it.

Wish me luck...

By that I mean, streak free, zero spotting, not at all orange looking, only naturally bronze appearing legs!

I'm dreaming aren't I?

The Need For Speed

I can't tell ya how much fun my kids had riding with their dad on Uncle J's motorcycle. They were having the time of their lives. Bob told me to give it a spin. "No way!" I told him. "I have no desire to wreck on that thing." He kept insisting, bugging me really, telling me it was SOOO easy, and that I REALLY needed to do it. Peer pressure got the best of me, so I took the bike for a spin. I was totally confident and rode like a pro until it was time to turn. Now what? I started slowly, alright maybe way too slowly, and the bike was tipping on me. Knowing the bike on top of me would be a REALLY bad thing, I kicked it into gear and became hell on wheels, blasted up over the curb, ripped off the top of my big toe, darn sandals, and nearly rode right into the neighbor's house. Luckily my mad skills allowed me to get the motorcycle back on track before that major catastrophe happened. Then I rode up to Bob, the instigator. At that point I was laughing pretty hard, you know when you're adrenaline is escalated, heart is pounding and you're so scared you know nothing else to do but laugh? So, where are the photos of me, you ask? Bob was too terrified to snap a photo. What a wimp, huh?! You should have seen his face. He was whiter than my legs in spring time. He thought for sure I was going to break my leg. Come on now, it was just a little motorcycle mishap, aint' no thing. This girl is SO much tougher than that. "What?" "Me, take J's motorcycle out for a spin again in the near future", you dare........

"DON'T EVEN ASK!"

The Proofs in the Pics.

I AM TELLING YA...

It's looking, tasting, feeling, smelling, AND sounding...

LIKE SUMMER ROUND' HERE!

A Taste of Summer

We tasted summer yesterday....not spring...but FULL BLOWN summer!

1. It was 85 degrees in Boise yesterday.

2.My kids ran through the sprinklers at their friend's house.

3. I lathered the monkeys in sunscreen and basked in the smell of it the rest of the day.

4. I wore shorts (mayonnaise legs and all).

5. The sprinklers turned on, watering our green grass.

6. I drove with my windows down and the warm breeze in my hair.

7. The cement was hot on my feet when I went out to retrieve the mail.

8. My kids ate lunch on the back porch.

9. Robert went on a long bike ride and got a sunburn.

10. We slept with our windows open last night.

We tasted it, and it was Deeeee-licious!

AHHHH, SUMMER!

Totally Worth It

Bob called me last week and said he heard the Easter train ride from Horseshoe Bend to Banks was, "Totally worth it!" So, get some tickets pronto he demanded. Since I bow down to him and follow every demand he gives, I quickly got on-line and purchased tickets....ya right. I really did get those tickets though. I don't know who was more excited for the outing, us, or the kids. I love train rides. I remember going on a few as a kid and thinking it was the coolest thing ever.

So, Sat. Bob is farting around, he leaves to go get his hair cut about a 1/2 hour before we need to get in the car and drive the 40 min. drive to Horseshoe Bend. Needless to say, he gets home late. I am stressed. We don't have enough time to get to Horseshoe Bend, and I am going to probably start crying if we miss this train ride. So, on the way, we prep the kids for disappointment. "We just might not make it," we let them know. Tensions were high on the little jont, but Robert peeled into the parking lot and the girls and I jumped out and sprinted to the train before they closed the doors and took off. Whew! We barely made it. SERIOUSLY!

Boy was I glad we did because we ended up having such a fun time. The kids loved walking through to the various cars, getting snacks, and enjoyed the picturesque views. The weather was great, not too cold at least. Our favorite thing was sitting in the outdoor car where you could feel the wind in your hair, smell the fresh mountain air, and look out at the beautiful river below. We sat right by Mr. Idaho Potato. Owen and Avery felt the need to keep him company, hugging him, shaking his hand, and even danced a little jig with him.

The train stopped in Banks and let the kids off for an egg hunt. Payton gathered up her 10 eggs quickly. Poor Owen only found one, and little, miss Avery found NONE! That was a let down, but that's what happens when your kids are timid and don't yet know how to throw an elbow to get an egg.....maybe next year! After the hunt, it was back down the mountain to Horseshoe bend. It was fun to watch the kids giddy with excitement over the train ride, and I think Bob was right......

"It was totally worth it!"